Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I won't apologize to a one balled man
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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