I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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