fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
my poor anus
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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