I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
cat food counts as protein by the way
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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