Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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