Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We have started to decorate penises.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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