oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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