Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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