I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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