oh god the rape fog is back!
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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