There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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