Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
