Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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