I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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