How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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