Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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