were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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