So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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