How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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