Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
