Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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