ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize