Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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