Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
