Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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