Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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