Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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