I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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