WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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