Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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