Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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