So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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