This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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