Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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