You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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