This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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