Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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