I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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