That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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