Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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