Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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