I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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