I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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