The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
tell me about the fingering
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