honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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