i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
do herpes really smell.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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