Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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