Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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