Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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