so explain again why im purple
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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