Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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