I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Randomize
