found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
