Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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