I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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