So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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