they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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