if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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